This isn't for the faint of heart

If you get queasy just thinking about it....don't read this post.
So, we went to pick up my parents at the airport last night. My dad took us all to dinner. We went to Chilis. I had the best salad. We drove home. Things weren't feeling well. I got a stomach ache and just wanted to get home.....fast! So I didn't get to enjoy the salad for very long. I'm not much of a girl that throws up. I usually suppress it until it goes away.....I really hate throwing up. Well...suppressing it wasn't working. Holy moly....I've never had an episode like that. I didn't throw up while pregnant with Parker. I had intense nausea but none of the really bad stuff. I didn't even really understand the meaning of morning sickness until last night and today. So, because of the stomach cramps that I mentioned, I was a bit pre occupied when the salad wanted to get the hell out......so our bathroom garbage can perished. Poor Ryan, he just stood there.....what am I supposed to do with this. I didn't have the heart to make him clean it all out so we just chucked it in the garbage can and thank goodness it was garbage day today.
My stomach was still sore, so it took me a bit to fall asleep. Then an hour later I woke up with the shakes......or rather convulsions. I was freezing and my skin hurt and I just couldn't stop shaking from the inside. It was just like when I was in Labor with Parker....i got the shakes really bad which made getting the epidural an interesting experience. Ryan got me tons of blankets, but I couldn't get control of the shaking. I had a temperature of almost 100 degrees. Then....for some reason....that triggered a launch sequence for pain in a delicate place that felt like little tiny men were giving me a purple nurple. And they were not letting go! WHAT THE HELL? Oh for the love. Now mind you....I'm not complaining. I'm beyond words of excitement that we are having a baby....but for crying out loud. So Ryan got me a heat pad and that helped that pain go away and also warmed me up so I could fall back to sleep. So of course I woke up two hours later totally sweating and peeling off blankets as fast as I could. So today I just feel tingly.....just exactly like I feel when I have a fever and the flu.
so.....I'll only throw up this one time right???????:)